clerks, jay and silent bob

The comedy chemistry between the two leads is infectious, and if the outtake reels from the movies are indication they are just as fun to make, as they are to watch. Justice offers them a ride under the pretense that they are traveling cross country to release animals from an animal-testing facility, much to the unhappiness of her partners Chrissy (Ali Larter), Missy (Jennifer Schwalbach Smith), and Sissy (Eliza Dushku). Even though the case that they are sent on is very serious, $100 million dollars worth of heroin being stolen right out of their own police headquarters, the comedy does not stop providing meme-worthy moments. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, released in 2001, takes place eight years after the events of Clerks. This is the DVD of the movie Clerks 2. Pursued by a group of security guards, they are able to escape by riding a bicycle over a ramp (a reference to the iconic E.T., the Extra-Terrestrial moon scene), propelling them through the window of a nearby building. Silent Bob is often angered by Jay and when Silent Bob does speak, he will sometimes trash Jay, particularly in Chasing Amy (in which Silent Bob gave a long speech) and in Clerks II (where he points out when he speaks he usually says something intelligent, whereas Jay says something stupid). Banky finally agrees to give them half of whatever he makes from the movie. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. An epic fight ensues in which Bluntman subdues Dickhead by tricking him into entering a gay bar and Chronic kills Cocknocker with a broken beer bottle. After being refused passage on a bus for not having tickets, they decide to hitch-hike there, and stop at a local Mooby's restaurant, whereupon Jay falls victim to love at first sight with Justice (Shannon Elizabeth), an international jewel thief posing as an animal rights activist. Jay and Silent Bob return to their primary business location in front of Quick Stop. If I can lead a few cats into being a bit more tolerant, I feel pretty good. Values . Packaged Value. And here's nine other movies that got the bromance equation right: Since we already mentioned it, let’s start with Murtaugh (Danny Glover) and Riggs (Mel Gibson), undoubtedly one of the most revered buddy cop partnerships of all-time. Willenholly reappears with a shotgun, soon followed by Missy, Chrissy, and Sissy. In one episode, Jay and Silent Bob sell illegal fireworks instead of drugs. Bob regains consciousness outside and steals a large metal "Iron Bob" suit that was to be used in the filming of the scene. The other was Let Us Dance, a dancing game in the style of Dance Dance Revolution. You get into sh*t. Mike Lowrey: Oh please, like sh*t don't happen when you're there. Randal wants to reopen the Quick Stop with Dante, but neither of the two has the money, so Jay and Silent Bob offer some of the Bluntman and Chronic movie royalty money under the condition that the two are allowed to loiter outside the shop and that the police cannot be called to arrest them. '", "Jay and Silent Bob Reunited On The Flash – Was It Worth It? In the View Askewniverse continuity, its events take place the day after Mallrats. The characters are shown spending most of their time selling marijuana in front of the convenience store in the Clerks films. She has been charged with the holy quest of stopping two fallen angels, Bartleby (Ben Affleck) and Loki (Matt Damon), from entering a church in New Jersey. Bluntgirl defeats Lipstick Lesbian single-handedly and begins to show romantic interest in Bluntman. Jay & Silent Bob Reboot is a cameo-heavy love letter to one of the first cinematic universes to grace our screens; Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse (named for his production company, View Askew). At first, Murtaugh is not fond of Riggs, who takes the veteran detective down on their first introduction. Nothing against Johnny Depp or Peter DeLuise, but there is no doubt that the film adaptation of the 80s television series by Chris Miller and Phil Lord took undercover policing to a whole new level of entertainment. The ending credits claim that Jay and Silent Bob would return in Clerks II. Though initially only interested in sex, Jay and Silent Bob agree to let her come with them. Jay's excessive cursing seems due to influence from his uncaring mother, who is shown continually using profanity in front of him. Though their love is initially passionate, the relationship begins to deteriorate when Holden discovers Alyssa's past. You may be familiar with the fictional fast-food chain Mooby’s from Kevin Smith films such as Dogma, Clerks II and the Jay and Silent Bob franchise. After leaving the heroes to die, the villains descend upon Red Bank, killing everyone in their path. In Dogma, 13th Apostle Rufus asserts that Jay masturbates more than anyone else, and that he thinks about men when doing so; in response to Silent Bob's shocked expression, Jay claims merely that he does not 'always' think of men while doing so. Carter: No, it ain't. Smith and Mewes play Silent Bob and Jay, respectively, in Smith's "Jay and Silent Bob" movies. He parodies exactly the same dance done by Buffalo Bill in The Silence of the Lambs, complete with the "tuck", although it is alleged Jay has been doing this in real life before Silence of the Lambs was released.[4]. While the plot is based around convenience store clerk Dante Hicks it’s the pair who post up outside the local New Jersey shop, listening to their boombox and ogling ladies passing by, who really are the stars of the show. But they don't all bring you lasagne at work. It's too bad we gotta get old, huh? After the credits roll, Jay and Silent Bob are announced to return in Chasing Amy. 24 Have It. Even though Walker won’t be joining the team in Fast 8, there is no question that he will remain a part of the team in spirit. 3 Want It. They may be new contenders into the race, but they are strong ones, especially when Chris Evans’ Captain America goes as far as starting an inter-Avengers civil war to protect his friend Bucky, aka The Winter Soldier, as played by Sebastian Stan. Rocky Balboa: Ah, just keep punchin', Apollo... you want to ring the bell? [6], In April 2018, Kevin Smith was announced that he signed a deal to make a live-action VR project for STX Entertainment's virtual reality division, STXsureal.[7]. Bob steals a klan hood and passes himself off as the new Grand Dragon to distract them while Jay rescues the girls. Federal Wildlife Marshall Willenholly (Will Ferrell) arrives to take over the case, as it involves the release of animals. Other than Jay & Silent Bob meeting Holden at the cafe to accept their likeness rights payment, Jay and Silent Bob did not appear in any other scene of Chasing Amy, though their voices were heard again during the end credits' of the movie, which contained a reference to the return of Jay and Silent Bob in Dogma, released two years after the events of Chasing Amy. Clerks 2 2 Disc DVD Jay And Silent Bob. Upon discovering this, he broke up with her, only to realize much later that he was wrong. They bring Milly and Shan Yu on stage to film the scene, but Shan Yu sees through their ruse and knocks Bob unconscious, bringing out the real Kevin Smith. Bluntgirl agrees to this, however, she penetrates Chronic with a dildo, much to Chronic's distaste. Clerks is the first film to feature Jay and Silent Bob. Holden passes the reins of power over the Bluntman and Chronic comic and creates a new comic named Chasing Amy, based on the relationship. Milly drugs Jay and Bob with a strong edible, and they wake up on a highway in New Orleans, where they meet Milly's two other friends, Jihad (Aparna Brielle) and Shan Yu (Alice Wen). Lipstick Lesbian mortally stabs Albert in the back and places Bluntman and Chronic into a giant bong that is slowly filling up with water. Join our mailing list for a chance to win a Jay & Silent Bob Funko Pop set, signed by Kevin Smith & Jason Mewes. He was not annoyed at her; rather, he felt embarrassed and crest-fallen, as if he would never be enough given his lack of experience, but by the time he realized this, it was too late, and she had moved on. In the show, it is revealed that Jay is 26 years old (a year younger than Dante and Randal), but still in the fourth grade, having been held back "a lot". It was also the birth of the View Askewniverse, a shared universe of films featuring Jason Mewes as Jay and Smith as Silent Bob. Suzanne takes this opportunity to shoot him in the buttocks with a tranquilizer dart, incapacitating him; Justice uses the situation to her advantage and offers Willeholly an opportunity to get into the FBI by turning herself in along with Missy, Sissy, and Chrissy, as long as she gets a reduced sentence and the charges against Jay and Silent Bob are dropped. Jay and Silent Bob decide to go back home to New Jersey. The stoner icons who first hit the screen 25 years ago in CLERKS are back. 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